Random Stranger, you must be thinking “What does this blog have to offer?”, “Why a blog?”, “How did I get here?” or “Who is this lame unfunny sarcastic sap?”

The answer is simply, I have no idea.

Let me start off by introducing myself. You can call me, Catfish. [I know. What a weird and unprofessionally awkward name. And no it is not my real name. That would be hilarious. (Future kids in danger of being named Catfish. Call the Bad Names Police.)] OR just call me, A. Single letter name that I call myself, YEP, not egocentric at all.

What I hope to achieve with this blog is what I would like to call “My Life’s Portfolio”. Basically, I want to just be able to look back on this blog one day and relive experiences, stories or sights that I uploaded and use it as my online digital portfolio. I have no idea how WordPress works or how to blog in general. I’m just going to go with the flow. Hopefully, I will be able to share my blog with the rest of the world and they can laugh and learn with me as I clumsily make my way through life. 20 years from now, I could be talking to only my future self right now, but that’s alright. This blog is mainly for me. Who knows? This could be the start of How I Met Your Mother Blog Ver. That would be Legend. Wait for it…. Dary. LEGENDARY!

So, if you read all the way to this point and decided to stick around. Damn. I like your tastes in bloggers. 50 points awarded to your Hogwarts House. I’m a shy cookie but hit me up. Ask me stuff. Feel free to I don’t know. Comment? Like? Subscribe? I don’t know what the blog equivalent is…

Ok. Bye.

-A Catfish